Award Winners!
Randy and Mr.Lahey were just named the 2007-2008 COCA Canadian Campus Variety Entertainers of the Year! The guys look forward to seeing all the students on campuses again this year!
Beyond the Trailer Park!
Canada's favourite Abbott and Costello, John Dunsworth and Patrick Roach - better known, and appearing in character as Mr. Lahey and Randy from hit Showcase series Trailer Park Boys, are touring through Canada in the fall and winter. With their unique brand of seinfeldian sketch comedy, political to scatalogical musings, this pair is enjoyed by millions of devoted viewers in their dysfunctional character roles. Randy and Mr. Lahey will be available to host special events, concerts, festivals, comedy galas, etc.
John Dunsworth is also an accomplished public speaker and is available to act as an emcee, conduct auctions or deliver keynote addresses.
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Presenter Quotes
Patrick and John are an absolute scream - great pros - worked like government mules - did some comedy with our head of crime stoppers - he'll get it in the International Crime Stoppers newsletter. Mr. Lahey and Randy make for a fun kickoff to any festival. Have potential clients call me if need be, I will give Mr. Lahey and Randy 10 thumbs up. I’m still laughing.
Ted Boomer, Blues Fest International
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To book Randy and Mr. Lahey for a performance, please contact Partick Artists at 613.216.1465 |
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Mr.Lahey and I wanted to say a big thanks to everyone in Ottawa for such a great time. We didn't get to meet the Pry Minster, but we had lots of cheese burgers and plenty of beer!
From the desk of Jim Lahey
Trailer Park Supervisor
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
CANADA
Jim Lahey here, on the road and on the cusp of the great western plains of our country, oh yeah, oh Canada. I tell you Randy, I love Sunnyvale, but something about getting out of the park, spreading our wings, grabbing a few drinks and enjoying the western canadian spring is A-OK by me.
Thanks to everyone who has been so gracious and welcoming. Randy and I are having a blast.
I think that Bumbozzle, or i forget about the guy's name, but who talks about the shapes of your ears determines your predilaption to criminal behaviours and ongoings. I've maintained and I've said to Randy at least 100 times, that if you were to study the shape of Ricky's ear, i think you'd find him to be a psychopath, that he's brain dead... or i guess you have to say sociopath nowadays.
Have I told you about my new book? It's called 'Clean Breakaway' - its a study of fecal matter - it accepts the precept that shit is one of the most important commodalities. The secrets of the milky shit way are revealed in this book. its a way to connect with your inner self. Way better than horoscope and tea leaf - too many interpretations. Too many interpreters. this is just you and the bowl, and you. I think i said that already.
If you examine your poop - you're directly connected to who you are and your essence. many say it should be banana shaped. Others say it should float. The 'Clean Break Away ' method refers to those are one of the auspicious days, where you wipe and come up with nothing. Truly great days.
SYGYZY - the lining up of the sun, moon and the stars - a truly auspiscious day, everything you attempt will be successful. i can't reveal too much at this point, as its a thin novel, and i'm working on a thick tome.
excuse me randy, can you get me another drink?
where was i? i wrote a poem the other day....
its called on our way to sylvan lake.... oh shit... that's not right.
ode to alberta
Driving down the Number Two
Snow like a dream
Whispering diagonally
And now straight across the road
Swirling like a river of clouds
Drawing momentary masterpiece
And then gone
Like winter soon wil be
And Alberta will bloom.
The prairie and the mountain and the Sylvan Lake -
The Eden of the Earth
Alberta - crisscrossed with construction
And a million beautiful pickups
Rumbling steeds of the road
Their proud owners oblivious of the price of gas
Which pinches the rest of the world
While out here it is a source of wealth
Which will sift like the sand across the
Highway of Time
When all of this will blow away.
Randy, stop leaning in on me when i'm trying to type into this thing. I need my space.
We've got our new facebook page up and running - you can check it out and become a fan. Tell Randy what a great guy he is.
Existentially yours -
Jim Lahey
From the desk of Jim Lahey
Trailer Park Supervisor
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
CANADA
Randy and I are proud to announce our new representative Partick Artists, a small boutique agency who handle all our touring and ongoings outside of the trailer park. Yes, Randy I said boutique... it means special, like they'll pay attention and be focused on us... No, Randy, not the slow special... Go on and get me another drink.
If you're a college or university and would like to host a show, or a festival and would like us to emcee, please contact Isa@partickartists.com.
If you're a club or theatre, or even a company wanting to host the internationally acclaimed Trailer Park Supervisor and his Assistant, then please contact ken@partickartists.com. Or, give them a dingle at 613.216.1465 and hit #1. But no collect calls, eh?
We're excited to announce a full fall + winter tour across Canada, touching down in every province and territory, and will post shows to our 'Shows' calendar on this site, as well as on our facebook fan page. No Randy, Facebook is nothing like that other site you look at at the library computer. Maybe you'll finally get to meet some people outside of Sunnyvale...
Scatalogically yours -
Jim Lahey (and Randy, Assistant Trailer Park Supervisor).
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